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259 - BidMore Celebrates Corny Jokes
Previous Page Listing ID#: 1577685
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Coeur d'Alene, ID 83815 |
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Bidding Starts: Friday Dec 15 Bidding Ends: Wednesday Dec 20 |
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Online Auction VIEW ONLINE CATALOG |
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Bidmore2win Website: www.BidMore2Win.com GoToAuction.com ID#: 6432 View company information and listings |
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UNLESS YOU NEED SHIPPING, ALL ORDERS ARE TO BE PICKED UP Thursday 10-5 Friday 10-5 or Saturday 11-2.
Because we do not have storage space in our store, all orders that and are not picked up by 2PM the Saturday following the auction will have a $5 minimum storage handling fee added to their order. If you have over 5 items, it will be $1 an item. This fee will be added to your order before the charge is made. (This excludes orders that require shipping)
All orders are to be paid for by 2PM Saturday. We will charge your card at 2PM, including storage handling fees. If you card does not go through, your items may be lost to be reauctioned off or awarded to the next highest bidder. If you pay cash after 2PM Saturday, no buyer's fee discount is given.
If your items are not picked up 14 days from the close of the auction all items on the invoice will be either donated or relisted at our discretion. No addditional warning will be given. If the item is relisted, it will be done in your name. No refunds given on loss of resale or donation given. All consignor fees and terms are agreed to by you with the agreement of these terms.
Items must be paid and picked up by close of business on the Saturday following the close of the auction. If items are not picked up by COB on Saturday, your card on file will be charged.
If for any reason you cannot pick up your items by Saturday, please contact us to make arrangements. If arrangements are made, your credit card will be charged, and you may be charged storage fees, but you will not loose your items.
Shipping is availbable for most items. It is your responsibility to ensure the item is marked for shipping. If you bid on an item that is not marked for shipping, you are responsible for the cost of the item. You will have to arrange your own shipping, donate or relist the item. If we do end up shipping the item, a $20 surcharge in addition to all shipping charges will be added per item. Contact us prior to bidding for estimated shipping costs. Handling fees are added to all shipping on orders. Because of the extra packing needed, dish sets and items requiring extra packing will have additional fees added.
Boxed Items - $10 First Box $5 additional (Up to 24x24x24)
Mailing Tube - $5
Poly Mailer/Bubble Mailer - $3
There are items we do not mark �shipping available� due to possible leakage or extremely fragile. If there are items we do not mark �Shipping Available� and you insist we ship it, there will be a $20/non shippable item surcharge and will not be held responsible for those items.
We do not ship freight. If you purchase something where freight is needed, you will be responsible for arranging freight including preparation for freight.
Buyer premium of 10% for cash and 13% for credit will be applied to all invoices
Idaho sales tax of 6% will be applied to invoice for sales shipped within Idaho and all store pickups
All measurments are approximates. We try with the pictures and descriptions, but please come in or call if you would like additional details.
All sales are final.
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Yes, I am a sucker for corny jokes. Hereare a few that I hop at least makes you smile.
What do you call a fake dad? A faux pas.
How do you make an eggroll? You push it.
I've never been a fan of facial hair. But now it's starting to grow on me.
Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory? Unfortunately, many soles were lost.
What do you call a pig who knows how to use a knife? A pork chop.
What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy? A Sturgeon.
How do you hire a horse? Put up a ladder.
Why did the pony ask for a glass of water? Because it was a little horse.
Is there anything worse than when it's raining cats and dogs? Yes, hailing taxis.
How many apples can you grow on a tree? All of them.
My manager told me to have a good day. So I didn't go into work.
What do kids play when they have nothing else to do? Bored games.
What did the boy say to his fingers? I'm counting on you.
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap music.
What does cake and baseball have in common? They both need a batter.
When does Friday come before Thursday? In the dictionary.
What did the tree say when spring finally arrived? What a re-leaf.
How can you tell if a pig is hot? It's bacon. 1 Consignments Welcome We are currently taking consignments. Looking for quality used or new items to put up for auction. Items should be clean working order with no cracks, chips, staining. Items that we take on a limited basis are small appliances, picture frames, can... 4 Shipping Information - Shipping@BidMore2Win.com Forward winning invoice to Shipping@BidMore2Win.com See image for cost and information regarding shipping 5031 5184 5190 5193 NAO by Lladro Pprcelain Wedding Topper NAO by Lladro Bride Groom Married Wedding Porcelain Cake Topper Figurine 6" 5169 1980's Fisher-Price CONSTRUX Hundreds Of Pieces And instructions 5188 Lincoln Logs Appears complete but actually has extra pieces... no Indian 5191 2001 Tinker Toys Set Mostly complete Missing one part of the shovel and the Red Hook. 1 of the wheels also but there's a bunch of extra pieces too. 110 pieces 5011 VTG WW11 MW Exholbarger Binoculars W Carry Case Stamped D44160 5038 (2) Adorable Fur Seal Cubs Figurine Original Fur Toy Made in West Germany 5055 (4)Collectible TV Guide Plastic Drinking Glass Set Years 50-60-70-80 & 90's (4) 5100 5159 (3) Mugs Navy Rum Enamelware Mug & Pewter Wilton Armetale RPW Bicentennial Pewter Beer Stein Shaving Mug 1776 - 1976 Cup PUSSERS PAINKILLERS ROAD TOWN PUB METAL DRINKING CUPS BRITISH VIRGIN 5176 Vintage Wooden Sieve, Primitive Flour Sifter 7"x 5 1/2� 5202 5206 (2) VTG Miniature Babies W/Metal Carriage & VTG Laxative Tin 5277 Sports Illustrated Magazine & Swimsuit Edition 1990 VINTAGE SPORTS ILLUSTRATED *SPECIAL ISSUE* 35 YEARS OF COVERS Sports Illustrated Magazine Swimsuit Winter 2013 5294 Bausch & Lomb Hand Held Lighted Magnifying Glass Magnifying Glass Made in USA 5427 Small Asian Folding Panel Screen 7 Panels 7.5x17 Small damage see pics 5439 (2) VTG Jim Beam Ceramic Whiskey Decanters - (1)Slot Machine* & (1) Street Car *Slot Machine has Chipped Rear Base 5469 (7) Misc License Plates 2 novelty 4 raised letters one not raised letters 5197 *(6) German Open Weave Porcelain Baskets W/ ForgetMe " Flowers 1.5x 2 inch * A couple of small chips on flowers(see pics) 5225 (5) VTG China Pieces- (1) Nortitake Serving Bowl & (4) Various Stamped Plates 5436 Artoria Limoges Coca Cola Trinket Box Yellow Delivery Truck Trinket Box 1998 5101 20x17 Framed Print "Marylin Monroe Eating With Michael Gazzo". 5185 5187 Vtg Print Self Portrait W/Daughter * Madame Vigee-Lebrun And Her Daughter, Jeanne-Lucie-Louise, 1789 16x19.5 Damage to top portion of frame. 5189 "Mallard" By Royal Windsor c. 1942-1957 9.25" tall 5099 VTG 4 Drawer Side Dresser/ Table ( Needs TLC) * *Knobs Need To Be Tightened * Needs Cleaning 14x8x24 5143 5371 (4) LONGABERGER Baskets 5-10" diameter 5108 Hand Crafted Log W / Drawer * 8.5x 6.5 *Does Have A Split In Log 5146 (2) Capodimonte Candlestick Holders & (2) Capodiimonte Flowers 5214 5381 YTE Sleep Sound Machine SP1 - 20 Soothing Sounds Clock /Alarm 5403 NIB M8 Humidifier Aroma Therapy Device Fits in Car Cup Holder 6.5 in Tall 5410 **VTG 4 PanelAsian Black Lacquer Mother of Pearl Room Divider Art China Women Geisha * One Geisha is Missing her Head ** Some Pins Are Missing For Brackets 70x72 5412 1970s Four Panel Asian Room Divider W/Textured Gold * * Some Gold Peeling * Needs Pins in Some Brackets 65x72 5308 Vtg Verichron Farmhouse Clock Country Picket Fence Cottage core Wishing Well Outhouse 5103 Department 56 Mercury Glass Ornament Ball 130 mm w/ Box Christmas 5140 Wrapping Paper Storage Standing Plastic Lots of organizing room 5153 5178 1991 Hallmark "Galloping Into Christmas" Santa 1991 Hallmark Keepsake Collector Club Ornament "Galloping Into Christmas" Santa 5181 2019 Hallmark Holiday Barbie in Candy Cane Dress Christmas Tree Ornament Blonde 5216 (3) VTG Sankyo Shoji Christmas Animated Music* Box�s *Medium Box Has Drawer That Won�t Close 5237 Ornament HANGING AROUND Santa Wearing Lei New ISLAND HERITAGE HandPainted Glass Ornament 5401 (2) Christmas Ornaments - Star Trek ShuttleCraft NCC 1701 Plays Spock�s Voice & Santa�s Answering Machine W/Lights & Voice ( plugs into older string lights) 5467 (6) Personalizable Lighted Billboard & More 2 toy soldiers and a spotlight set also 5471 Mr Christmas Deck The Fence See Info 1) Reindeer is missing his right arm with paintbrush and his right foot isn't completely secure. 2) Santa should be holding an ornament I believe. no power adapter. 3) Unsure if lights or animation work without power adapter. 5479 VTG A.L. Novelty Christmas Santa Claus Plush Rubber Vinyl Face 15" Tall 5480 Tree, Loggers, Benches & More NIP Village Accessories 5051 Chef Motif 13" Tall Canister w/Wood Pasta Spoon Great Gift!! Spaghetti Noodle Lidded Canister Houston Harvest Jar Never opened. Contains 3lb Chef Antonio's Spaghetti & recipe unsure of date 5020 5023 (4) Blue And White Pottery Made In USSR Gzhel Up to 3" tall 5024 Blue And White Porcelain Hungary Japan 4 & 4.25" tall 5025 Temptations Old World Blue Six Piece Snack Tray Doubles as Cake Stand And Snack Tray 5034 Pink Uranium Glass Piece * *some chipping on rims 5061 Antique Milk Glass Glove Box * *small chips on edges 10.5x4x2.5 5194 Vtg Hand Painted Czchoslovakia Porcelain Plate Vintage Dalovice Factory (DF) Hand Painted Czchoslovakia Porcelain Portrait Cabinet Plate 9 1/2" 5195 Cap�n Cuttle - Royal Doulton A Stamp Toby Jug Approximately 4.5" tall 5203 VTG American Brilliant Cut Glass Footed Bowl, Cream And Sugar Set & Small Trinket Dish 5208 (4) VTG Glass Pieces - (2) Decanters W/ Glass Tops & (2) Bowls 5367 (34) Vtg Corelle Livingware Rose Dish Set (7) Bowls (12) 10.25" plates (15) 6.75" plates 5432 Collectible Lolita Martini Glass NIB Great Gift "It�s 5 O�Clock Somewhere" Drink With Recipie 5003 Vintage Aluminum Tiered Lunch/Pie Carrier A Buckeye Product 5120 (15) Piece Christmas Dishes Setting For 4 / Only 3 Coffee Cups 5180 Fitz and Floyd Le Latin Rabbit Soup Tureen W/Ladle Rabbit is 12" X 10� 5348 MCM Wire Drink Caddy Carrier Holds 6 glasses |
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