245 - BidMore Celebrates Dad Jokes
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Coeur d'Alene, ID 83815
Auction Dates and TimesSALE IS COMPLETED
Bidding Starts: Friday Sep 8
Bidding Ends: Wednesday Sep 13
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Bidmore2win

Website: www.BidMore2Win.com

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Listing Terms and Conditions
UNLESS YOU NEED SHIPPING, ALL ORDERS ARE TO BE PICKED UP Thursday 10-5 Friday 10-5 or Saturday 11-2. Because we do not have storage space in our store, all orders that and are not picked up by 2PM the Saturday following the auction will have a $5 minimum storage handling fee added to their order. If you have over 5 items, it will be $1 an item. This fee will be added to your order before the charge is made. (This excludes orders that require shipping) All orders are to be paid for by 2PM Saturday. We will charge your card at 2PM, including storage handling fees. If you card does not go through, your items may be lost to be reauctioned off or awarded to the next highest bidder. If you pay cash after 2PM Saturday, no buyer's fee discount is given. If your items are not picked up 14 days from the close of the auction all items on the invoice will be either donated or relisted at our discretion. No addditional warning will be given. If the item is relisted, it will be done in your name. No refunds given on loss of resale or donation given. All consignor fees and terms are agreed to by you with the agreement of these terms. Items must be paid and picked up by close of business on the Saturday following the close of the auction. If items are not picked up by COB on Saturday, your card on file will be charged. If for any reason you cannot pick up your items by Saturday, please contact us to make arrangements. If arrangements are made, your credit card will be charged, and you may be charged storage fees, but you will not loose your items. Shipping is availbable for most items. It is your responsibility to ensure the item is marked for shipping. If you bid on an item that is not marked for shipping, you are responsible for the cost of the item. You will have to arrange your own shipping, donate or relist the item. If we do end up shipping the item, a $20 surcharge in addition to all shipping charges will be added per item. Contact us prior to bidding for estimated shipping costs. Handling fees are added to all shipping on orders. Because of the extra packing needed, dish sets and items requiring extra packing will have additional fees added. Boxed Items - $10 First Box $5 additional (Up to 24x24x24) Mailing Tube - $5 Poly Mailer/Bubble Mailer - $3 There are items we do not mark �shipping available� due to possible leakage or extremely fragile. If there are items we do not mark �Shipping Available� and you insist we ship it, there will be a $20/non shippable item surcharge and will not be held responsible for those items. We do not ship freight. If you purchase something where freight is needed, you will be responsible for arranging freight including preparation for freight. Buyer premium of 10% for cash and 13% for credit will be applied to all invoices Idaho sales tax of 6% will be applied to invoice for sales shipped within Idaho and all store pickups All measurments are approximates. We try with the pictures and descriptions, but please come in or call if you would like additional details. All sales are final.
Listing Information
Here we go, another round of dad jokes...enjoy!! Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. Why don�t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time. Why don�t skeletons fight each other? They don�t have the guts. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems. What do you call a can opener that doesn�t work? A can�t opener. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain. Why don�t oysters give to charity? They�re shellfish. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in front of your door? Matt. Why don�t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies.

5
Consignments Welcome
We are currently taking consignments. Looking for quality used or new items to put up for auction. Items should be clean working order with no cracks, chips, staining. Items that we take on a limited basis are small appliances, picture frames, can...



8
Shipping Information - Shipping@BidMore2Win.com
Forward winning invoice to Shipping@BidMore2Win.com See image for cost and information regarding shipping

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.60 Oz .999 Fine Silver Golden Gate $10 Token
Casino Token .999 Fine Silver Las Vegas Hotel

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.60 Oz .999 Fine Silver Golden Gate $10 Token
Casino Token .999 Fine Silver Las Vegas Hotel






9494
(1) Troy Oz .999 Fine Silver American Argent
Mint Ltd ~ World Trade Silver Shield




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.60 Oz Colorado Bell .999 Fine Silver $10 Token
Limited Edition $10 Gaming Token Laughlin Nevada
















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VTG 2 Pc Salad Serving Set Wood Handle Stainless
Japan MCM Can attatch to make tongs








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Cardboard Art Portfolio W/Signed Watercolor
Painting Portfolio-22" x 21�




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(5) Various Sizes Canvases
(2)14"x18", (2) 18"x24", and 13"x19"






















9244
Artist Field Easel W / Various Painting Supplies
Adjustable In All Aspects -20 x 13-1/2" x 5-2/5" (when Folded) 36" When Canvased Up

9247
Misc Homemade Art And Small Frame Stand
16"x12", (3) 12"x9", (2) 8"x6", and 7"x5"


9295
(4) Sports Posters
(3) 16"x20", and 24"x30"








9390

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9414
(4) California Living Collection Portfolio #2 The
Best Of California Living Magazine Full Cover Photographs


9472

9360
(3) Longaberger Items- (1) Small Basket (1)NIP
Happy Anniversary Basket Lid(1)Longaberger Book

9076
Large White Shelf
14.75"x9.25"x68"

9077
Large White Shelf
14.75"x9.25"x68

9088
Wooden Stool
11.75"x11.75"x24"


9093
Folding Table And (2) Chairs
(2) 19"x19"x30", 33.5"x33.5"x27.5"




9484

9511
Clock Shelf
15"x10"x60"


9252
Reed's Craft Ginger Beer NON ALCOHOLIC*
I don't see a best by or expiration date anywhere


9369
Canned Sparkling Mineral Water*
Perrier open box, missing 1 can. BEST BY 7.24.22 S. Pellegrino Unopened Box BEST BY 4.22

8325





9052
IKEA Johanna Jelinek MCM VASES (3)*
Salong Cranberry Ruby Red Glass Vase Johanna Jelinek New Nordic Modernist and Ikea Retired Mid Century Modern Salong Vase Bud Vase Designed by Johanna Jelinek





9078


9086
Large Cluster of Barnacles *
Some glued spots visible








9114




9129
Wood Box
2.75"x3"x2.5"








9171
Pancho From Ecuador ( No Size) *
*Wax On Bottom Of Scarf (See Photo)







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4055 Government Way #14
Coeur d'Alene, ID 83815
Sale Dates and Times
Sale Terms and Conditions
UNLESS YOU NEED SHIPPING, ALL ORDERS ARE TO BE PICKED UP Thursday 10-5 Friday 10-5 or Saturday 11-2. Because we do not have storage space in our store, all orders that and are not picked up by 2PM the Saturday following the auction will have a $5 minimum storage handling fee added to their order. If you have over 5 items, it will be $1 an item. This fee will be added to your order before the charge is made. (This excludes orders that require shipping) All orders are to be paid for by 2PM Saturday. We will charge your card at 2PM, including storage handling fees. If you card does not go through, your items may be lost to be reauctioned off or awarded to the next highest bidder. If you pay cash after 2PM Saturday, no buyer's fee discount is given. If your items are not picked up 14 days from the close of the auction all items on the invoice will be either donated or relisted at our discretion. No addditional warning will be given. If the item is relisted, it will be done in your name. No refunds given on loss of resale or donation given. All consignor fees and terms are agreed to by you with the agreement of these terms. Items must be paid and picked up by close of business on the Saturday following the close of the auction. If items are not picked up by COB on Saturday, your card on file will be charged. If for any reason you cannot pick up your items by Saturday, please contact us to make arrangements. If arrangements are made, your credit card will be charged, and you may be charged storage fees, but you will not loose your items. Shipping is availbable for most items. It is your responsibility to ensure the item is marked for shipping. If you bid on an item that is not marked for shipping, you are responsible for the cost of the item. You will have to arrange your own shipping, donate or relist the item. If we do end up shipping the item, a $20 surcharge in addition to all shipping charges will be added per item. Contact us prior to bidding for estimated shipping costs. Handling fees are added to all shipping on orders. Because of the extra packing needed, dish sets and items requiring extra packing will have additional fees added. Boxed Items - $10 First Box $5 additional (Up to 24x24x24) Mailing Tube - $5 Poly Mailer/Bubble Mailer - $3 There are items we do not mark �shipping available� due to possible leakage or extremely fragile. If there are items we do not mark �Shipping Available� and you insist we ship it, there will be a $20/non shippable item surcharge and will not be held responsible for those items. We do not ship freight. If you purchase something where freight is needed, you will be responsible for arranging freight including preparation for freight. Buyer premium of 10% for cash and 13% for credit will be applied to all invoices Idaho sales tax of 6% will be applied to invoice for sales shipped within Idaho and all store pickups All measurments are approximates. We try with the pictures and descriptions, but please come in or call if you would like additional details. All sales are final.
Listing Details
Here we go, another round of dad jokes...enjoy!! Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. Why don�t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time. Why don�t skeletons fight each other? They don�t have the guts. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems. What do you call a can opener that doesn�t work? A can�t opener. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain. Why don�t oysters give to charity? They�re shellfish. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in front of your door? Matt. Why don�t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies.

5
Consignments Welcome
We are currently taking consignments. Looking for quality used or new items to put up for auction. Items should be clean working order with no cracks, chips, staining. Items that we take on a limited basis are small appliances, picture frames, can...



8
Shipping Information - Shipping@BidMore2Win.com
Forward winning invoice to Shipping@BidMore2Win.com See image for cost and information regarding shipping

9486
.60 Oz .999 Fine Silver Golden Gate $10 Token
Casino Token .999 Fine Silver Las Vegas Hotel

9487
.60 Oz .999 Fine Silver Golden Gate $10 Token
Casino Token .999 Fine Silver Las Vegas Hotel






9494
(1) Troy Oz .999 Fine Silver American Argent
Mint Ltd ~ World Trade Silver Shield




9498
.60 Oz Colorado Bell .999 Fine Silver $10 Token
Limited Edition $10 Gaming Token Laughlin Nevada
















8353
VTG 2 Pc Salad Serving Set Wood Handle Stainless
Japan MCM Can attatch to make tongs








9374

9387




8315

8316


8347
Cardboard Art Portfolio W/Signed Watercolor
Painting Portfolio-22" x 21�




9169
(5) Various Sizes Canvases
(2)14"x18", (2) 18"x24", and 13"x19"






















9244
Artist Field Easel W / Various Painting Supplies
Adjustable In All Aspects -20 x 13-1/2" x 5-2/5" (when Folded) 36" When Canvased Up

9247
Misc Homemade Art And Small Frame Stand
16"x12", (3) 12"x9", (2) 8"x6", and 7"x5"


9295
(4) Sports Posters
(3) 16"x20", and 24"x30"








9390

9392






9414
(4) California Living Collection Portfolio #2 The
Best Of California Living Magazine Full Cover Photographs


9472

9360
(3) Longaberger Items- (1) Small Basket (1)NIP
Happy Anniversary Basket Lid(1)Longaberger Book

9076
Large White Shelf
14.75"x9.25"x68"

9077
Large White Shelf
14.75"x9.25"x68

9088
Wooden Stool
11.75"x11.75"x24"


9093
Folding Table And (2) Chairs
(2) 19"x19"x30", 33.5"x33.5"x27.5"




9484

9511
Clock Shelf
15"x10"x60"


9252
Reed's Craft Ginger Beer NON ALCOHOLIC*
I don't see a best by or expiration date anywhere


9369
Canned Sparkling Mineral Water*
Perrier open box, missing 1 can. BEST BY 7.24.22 S. Pellegrino Unopened Box BEST BY 4.22

8325





9052
IKEA Johanna Jelinek MCM VASES (3)*
Salong Cranberry Ruby Red Glass Vase Johanna Jelinek New Nordic Modernist and Ikea Retired Mid Century Modern Salong Vase Bud Vase Designed by Johanna Jelinek





9078


9086
Large Cluster of Barnacles *
Some glued spots visible








9114




9129
Wood Box
2.75"x3"x2.5"








9171
Pancho From Ecuador ( No Size) *
*Wax On Bottom Of Scarf (See Photo)







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245 - BidMore Celebrates Dad Jokes
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Auction Date(s)
Bidding Starts: Friday Sep 8
Bidding Ends: Wednesday Sep 13
Auction Location

Coeur d'Alene, ID 83815
Company
Listing Terms and Conditions
UNLESS YOU NEED SHIPPING, ALL ORDERS ARE TO BE PICKED UP Thursday 10-5 Friday 10-5 or Saturday 11-2. Because we do not have storage space in our store, all orders that and are not picked up by 2PM the Saturday following the auction will have a $5 minimum storage handling fee added to their order. If you have over 5 items, it will be $1 an item. This fee will be added to your order before the charge is made. (This excludes orders that require shipping) All orders are to be paid for by 2PM Saturday. We will charge your card at 2PM, including storage handling fees. If you card does not go through, your items may be lost to be reauctioned off or awarded to the next highest bidder. If you pay cash after 2PM Saturday, no buyer's fee discount is given. If your items are not picked up 14 days from the close of the auction all items on the invoice will be either donated or relisted at our discretion. No addditional warning will be given. If the item is relisted, it will be done in your name. No refunds given on loss of resale or donation given. All consignor fees and terms are agreed to by you with the agreement of these terms. Items must be paid and picked up by close of business on the Saturday following the close of the auction. If items are not picked up by COB on Saturday, your card on file will be charged. If for any reason you cannot pick up your items by Saturday, please contact us to make arrangements. If arrangements are made, your credit card will be charged, and you may be charged storage fees, but you will not loose your items. Shipping is availbable for most items. It is your responsibility to ensure the item is marked for shipping. If you bid on an item that is not marked for shipping, you are responsible for the cost of the item. You will have to arrange your own shipping, donate or relist the item. If we do end up shipping the item, a $20 surcharge in addition to all shipping charges will be added per item. Contact us prior to bidding for estimated shipping costs. Handling fees are added to all shipping on orders. Because of the extra packing needed, dish sets and items requiring extra packing will have additional fees added. Boxed Items - $10 First Box $5 additional (Up to 24x24x24) Mailing Tube - $5 Poly Mailer/Bubble Mailer - $3 There are items we do not mark �shipping available� due to possible leakage or extremely fragile. If there are items we do not mark �Shipping Available� and you insist we ship it, there will be a $20/non shippable item surcharge and will not be held responsible for those items. We do not ship freight. If you purchase something where freight is needed, you will be responsible for arranging freight including preparation for freight. Buyer premium of 10% for cash and 13% for credit will be applied to all invoices Idaho sales tax of 6% will be applied to invoice for sales shipped within Idaho and all store pickups All measurments are approximates. We try with the pictures and descriptions, but please come in or call if you would like additional details. All sales are final.
Here we go, another round of dad jokes...enjoy!! Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. Why don�t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time. Why don�t skeletons fight each other? They don�t have the guts. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems. What do you call a can opener that doesn�t work? A can�t opener. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain. Why don�t oysters give to charity? They�re shellfish. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in front of your door? Matt. Why don�t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies.

5
Consignments Welcome
We are currently taking consignments. Looking for quality used or new items to put up for auction. Items should be clean working order with no cracks, chips, staining. Items that we take on a limited basis are small appliances, picture frames, can...

6

7

8
Shipping Information - Shipping@BidMore2Win.com
Forward winning invoice to Shipping@BidMore2Win.com See image for cost and information regarding shipping

9486
.60 Oz .999 Fine Silver Golden Gate $10 Token
Casino Token .999 Fine Silver Las Vegas Hotel

9487
.60 Oz .999 Fine Silver Golden Gate $10 Token
Casino Token .999 Fine Silver Las Vegas Hotel

9488

9489

9491

9492

9493

9494
(1) Troy Oz .999 Fine Silver American Argent
Mint Ltd ~ World Trade Silver Shield

9495

9496

9497

9498
.60 Oz Colorado Bell .999 Fine Silver $10 Token
Limited Edition $10 Gaming Token Laughlin Nevada

9501

9079

9082

9084

9062

9063

9064

9065

9068

9066

9067

9075

8328

8330

8344

8353
VTG 2 Pc Salad Serving Set Wood Handle Stainless
Japan MCM Can attatch to make tongs

9032

9160

9170

9177

9203

9264

9372

9374

9387

9401

9440

9444

8315

8316

8345

8347
Cardboard Art Portfolio W/Signed Watercolor
Painting Portfolio-22" x 21�

8350

9081

9165

9169
(5) Various Sizes Canvases
(2)14"x18", (2) 18"x24", and 13"x19"

9180

9181

9182

9183

9185

9186

9187

9189

9190

9191

9193

9194

9195

9196

9197

9200

9201

9202

9204

9205

9208

9244
Artist Field Easel W / Various Painting Supplies
Adjustable In All Aspects -20 x 13-1/2" x 5-2/5" (when Folded) 36" When Canvased Up

9247
Misc Homemade Art And Small Frame Stand
16"x12", (3) 12"x9", (2) 8"x6", and 7"x5"

9286

9295
(4) Sports Posters
(3) 16"x20", and 24"x30"

9296

9354

9355

9375

9378

9386

9389

9390

9392

9397

9405

9408

9410

9411

9414
(4) California Living Collection Portfolio #2 The
Best Of California Living Magazine Full Cover Photographs

9469

9472

9360
(3) Longaberger Items- (1) Small Basket (1)NIP
Happy Anniversary Basket Lid(1)Longaberger Book

9076
Large White Shelf
14.75"x9.25"x68"

9077
Large White Shelf
14.75"x9.25"x68

9088
Wooden Stool
11.75"x11.75"x24"

9089

9093
Folding Table And (2) Chairs
(2) 19"x19"x30", 33.5"x33.5"x27.5"

9423

9473

9479

9484

9511
Clock Shelf
15"x10"x60"

9515

9252
Reed's Craft Ginger Beer NON ALCOHOLIC*
I don't see a best by or expiration date anywhere

9253

9369
Canned Sparkling Mineral Water*
Perrier open box, missing 1 can. BEST BY 7.24.22 S. Pellegrino Unopened Box BEST BY 4.22

8325

8343

9047

9049

9051

9052
IKEA Johanna Jelinek MCM VASES (3)*
Salong Cranberry Ruby Red Glass Vase Johanna Jelinek New Nordic Modernist and Ikea Retired Mid Century Modern Salong Vase Bud Vase Designed by Johanna Jelinek

9055

9071

9072

9074

9078

9083

9086
Large Cluster of Barnacles *
Some glued spots visible

9087

9096

9097

9101

9107

9109

9112

9114

9120

9121

9127

9129
Wood Box
2.75"x3"x2.5"

9132

9137

9146

9152

9153

9159

9166

9171
Pancho From Ecuador ( No Size) *
*Wax On Bottom Of Scarf (See Photo)

9172

9174

9175

9184

9198

9209