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245 - BidMore Celebrates Dad Jokes
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Coeur d'Alene, ID 83815 |
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Bidding Starts: Friday Sep 8 Bidding Ends: Wednesday Sep 13 |
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Online Auction VIEW ONLINE CATALOG |
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Bidmore2win Website: www.BidMore2Win.com GoToAuction.com ID#: 6432 View company information and listings |
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UNLESS YOU NEED SHIPPING, ALL ORDERS ARE TO BE PICKED UP Thursday 10-5 Friday 10-5 or Saturday 11-2.
Because we do not have storage space in our store, all orders that and are not picked up by 2PM the Saturday following the auction will have a $5 minimum storage handling fee added to their order. If you have over 5 items, it will be $1 an item. This fee will be added to your order before the charge is made. (This excludes orders that require shipping)
All orders are to be paid for by 2PM Saturday. We will charge your card at 2PM, including storage handling fees. If you card does not go through, your items may be lost to be reauctioned off or awarded to the next highest bidder. If you pay cash after 2PM Saturday, no buyer's fee discount is given.
If your items are not picked up 14 days from the close of the auction all items on the invoice will be either donated or relisted at our discretion. No addditional warning will be given. If the item is relisted, it will be done in your name. No refunds given on loss of resale or donation given. All consignor fees and terms are agreed to by you with the agreement of these terms.
Items must be paid and picked up by close of business on the Saturday following the close of the auction. If items are not picked up by COB on Saturday, your card on file will be charged.
If for any reason you cannot pick up your items by Saturday, please contact us to make arrangements. If arrangements are made, your credit card will be charged, and you may be charged storage fees, but you will not loose your items.
Shipping is availbable for most items. It is your responsibility to ensure the item is marked for shipping. If you bid on an item that is not marked for shipping, you are responsible for the cost of the item. You will have to arrange your own shipping, donate or relist the item. If we do end up shipping the item, a $20 surcharge in addition to all shipping charges will be added per item. Contact us prior to bidding for estimated shipping costs. Handling fees are added to all shipping on orders. Because of the extra packing needed, dish sets and items requiring extra packing will have additional fees added.
Boxed Items - $10 First Box $5 additional (Up to 24x24x24)
Mailing Tube - $5
Poly Mailer/Bubble Mailer - $3
There are items we do not mark �shipping available� due to possible leakage or extremely fragile. If there are items we do not mark �Shipping Available� and you insist we ship it, there will be a $20/non shippable item surcharge and will not be held responsible for those items.
We do not ship freight. If you purchase something where freight is needed, you will be responsible for arranging freight including preparation for freight.
Buyer premium of 10% for cash and 13% for credit will be applied to all invoices
Idaho sales tax of 6% will be applied to invoice for sales shipped within Idaho and all store pickups
All measurments are approximates. We try with the pictures and descriptions, but please come in or call if you would like additional details.
All sales are final.
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Here we go, another round of dad jokes...enjoy!!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why don�t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.
Why don�t skeletons fight each other? They don�t have the guts.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob.
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
What do you call a can opener that doesn�t work? A can�t opener.
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
Why don�t oysters give to charity? They�re shellfish.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in front of your door? Matt.
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