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199 - BidMore Celebrates One Liner Jokes
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Coeur d'Alene, ID 83815 |
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Bidding Starts: Friday Oct 14 Bidding Ends: Wednesday Oct 19 |
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Bidmore2win Website: www.BidMore2Win.com GoToAuction.com ID#: 6432 View company information and listings |
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UNLESS YOU NEED SHIPPING, ALL ORDERS ARE TO BE PICKED UP Thursday 10-5 Friday 10-5 or Saturday 11-2.
Because we do not have storage space in our store, all orders that and are not picked up by 2PM the Saturday following the auction will have a $5 minimum storage handling fee added to their order. If you have over 5 items, it will be $1 an item. This fee will be added to your order before the charge is made. (This excludes orders that require shipping)
All orders are to be paid for by 2PM Saturday. We will charge your card at 2PM, including storage handling fees. If you card does not go through, your items may be lost to be reauctioned off or awarded to the next highest bidder. If you pay cash after 2PM Saturday, no buyer's fee discount is given.
If your items are not picked up 14 days from the close of the auction all items on the invoice will be either donated or relisted at our discretion. No addditional warning will be given. If the item is relisted, it will be done in your name. No refunds given on loss of resale or donation given. All consignor fees and terms are agreed to by you with the agreement of these terms.
Items must be paid and picked up by close of business on the Saturday following the close of the auction. If items are not picked up by COB on Saturday, your card on file will be charged.
If for any reason you cannot pick up your items by Saturday, please contact us to make arrangements. If arrangements are made, your credit card will be charged, and you may be charged storage fees, but you will not loose your items.
Shipping is availbable for most items. It is your responsibility to ensure the item is marked for shipping. If you bid on an item that is not marked for shipping, you are responsible for the cost of the item. You will have to arrange your own shipping, donate or relist the item. If we do end up shipping the item, a $20 surcharge in addition to all shipping charges will be added per item. Contact us prior to bidding for estimated shipping costs. Handling fees are added to all shipping on orders. Because of the extra packing needed, dish sets and items requiring extra packing will have additional fees added.
Boxed Items - $10 First Box $5 additional (Up to 24x24x24)
Mailing Tube - $5
Poly Mailer/Bubble Mailer - $3
There are items we do not mark "shipping available" due to possible leakage or extremely fragile. If there are items we do not mark "Shipping Available" and you insist we ship it, there will be a $20/non shippable item surcharge and will not be held responsible for those items.
We do not ship freight. If you purchase something where freight is needed, you will be responsible for arranging freight including preparation for freight.
Buyer premium of 10% for cash and 13% for credit will be applied to all invoices
Idaho sales tax of 6% will be applied to invoice for sales shipped within Idaho and all store pickups
All measurments are approximates. We try with the pictures and descriptions, but please come in or call if you would like additional details.
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Ok, I got a good review on the "dad" jokes, I am throwing together some one-liners that I found on the internet. Hop you enjoy these as much as the last.
ps. These could be borderline dad jokes.
"Peter Pan is a terrible boxer. Whenever he throws a punch, it Neverlands"
I asked the IT guy, "How do you make a Motherboard?" He said, "I tell her about my job."
Why was Cinderella dropped from the soccer team? She kept running away from the ball.
I wanted my kids to watch the orchestra, but I had to turn it off. Too much sax and violins.
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screen shots.
Dogs can't see your bones. But CAT scan.
What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
My friend Jack says he can communicate with vegetables. Jack and the beans talk.
Why are art collectors such big fans of gasoline? Because it makes their Van Gogh.
Peter Pan is a terrible boxer. Whenever he throws a punch, it Neverlands.
What do you call a funny jar of mayonnaise? LMAYO.
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Nails need secured. 12.25x19.5x10.75 9077 Old Wood Fruit Crate 12x17.5x5.5 9079 9082 Pyrex Mini-Hurri Candle Set by Corning Model 2112 Looks New 9087 Dinner Whale Triangle Calling Bell Rustic Decor Hand Forged 13.75x4 9093 Vtg Chefmaster Kitchen Delite Cutlery Knife Set Stainless steel original packaging 9107 (2) Bonanza Ponderosa Ranch TV Series Tin Cup Mug NBC Souvenir Lake Tahoe Nevada 9148 VTG IMPERIAL Collector Cap Album W/ 149 Pogs Milkcaps Milk Caps 9232 Old Sandesh Chach Mold? I have no idea what it is but that is the closest I could come up with image search. 7.75" long 9248 Tupperware Harvest Colors Nesting Tumblers Cups 4 Sets 3 ea 12 cups total 107-115- 116 9265 VTG Mansfield Model 650 Film Strip Movie Editor 8mm WORKS Splicing Orig Box 9303 (9) Vtg Nylint Animals & More Hong Kong Ask are marked except one lion 9341 Old Rustic Wood Carved Cow * *Missing ears. A quick fix might be getting some leather shaped like a leaf and folding it the stick in the holes. 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