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District 12 Disaster & Political Relief Fundraiser Auction
Previous Page Listing ID#: 1627386
Previous Page Listing ID#: 1627386
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Sulphur Springs, AR 72768 |
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Bidding Starts: Friday May 31 Bidding Ends: Sunday Jun 23 |
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 Online Auction
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Northwest Arkansas Online Auctions Website: nwaonlineauctions@gmail.com GoToAuction.com ID#: 8322 View company information and listings |
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We use Currency Pay / Authorize.net for online credit/debit payments, and the card you registered with will be charged for your bids +10% buyer's premium after the auction closes. We do not accept checks. All large ($1,000+) gold purchases, vehicles, etc. must paid via wire transfer and we will pay the transaction fee.
Most of the items you are bidding on belong to real people in transition or with time constraints, so please do your part to read and make responsible decisions. We cannot store your items, they MUST be picked up during the alotted pickup times.
All items sold "AS IS, WHERE IS" with all faults.
* All descriptions believed accurate but not waranteed.
* Bidder inspection is encouraged.
* By placing a bid, bidder signifies that they have examined the items to their satisfaction, or that they have chosen not to personally examine them.
* Northwest Arkansas Online Auctions reserves the right to reject any bid at our sole discretion.
* 10% Buyer's Premium will be charged
* Northwest Arkansas Online Auctions reserves the right to cancel and/or reopen the auction in the event of catastrophic system failures.
* Northwest Arkansas Online Auctions is not responsible for accidents or damages at pickup site. Enter site at your own risk and please be aware of your surroundings.
* Auctioneer License# 2739
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This auction is satirical. All lots in this auction, even those based on real people, are entirely fictional, yet real, and available to purchase and own. All politicians are respected and caricatured to the best ability of the auctioneer. [edit: tornadoes happened so this is a particularly poor rush job] This auction contains valuable items, however, you may find it offensive in nature. If this is the case, we simply ask you to be the highest bidder, in order to love your neighbor. Freedom of speech -the ability to perform this auction- is what makes America great, greater, and greatest.
With liberty, laughs, and tears for all,
David L. Barber
Auctioneer 1 Democrat $100 Dollar Bill (Broke) This $100 dollar bill was not intentionally bisected. It accidentally fell apart in the auctioneer's pocket, because life, mistakes, and entropy happen to democrats, too. 1 The Lectern of David L. Barber (Historic) This is actually not a lectern, but a historic dryer from the basement of the Livingston Hotel (built 1910). It was originally used to dry the clothing of patrons until the Sulphur Springs, Arkansas tourism economy took a nosedive. It rested there th... 2 Political Utility Trailer This trailer was sold to an Arkansan democrat auctioneer by an Arkansan republican auctioneer. Shortly after purchasing it, a wheel fell off of it. The republican auctioneer probably did not recognize any problems with the trailer to begin with, beca... 2 Vintage Razorback Drive in Theater Sign Both sides of the sign are in very rough condition, but it still exists. Whoever is artistic and talented enough to restore it will have something special. 4 Joe Biden's Imaginary Friend concrete 4 IRS $100 Bill in a Ball Jar There is less than $100 in this jar. Guess how much is there with your bids. Whichever bidder gets closest to the real amount of money in the jar will be the actual winner of this auction and will receive the jar and contents for free. If the "high" ... 7 District 12 Political Cheerleader Wig Pom poms may be added later 8 Family Council Snakeplant in a Spittoon (Live) The snakes in the grass are included in this lot. 10 Trans Rights in Arkansas w/ Children's Propaganda Only one razorblade left in pack 10 Affordable Arkansas Housing Screws are missing, but if you're bidding on this you're probably used to it. 12 Tears of Hope Hendren Duke (Virgin Cocktail) If any democrats read this, please do not consume bleach, holy water, or Everclear. Don't even think about mixing them together. Nobody needs to die over a bad joke. 15 Push Mower Project Runs about as well as our country, meaning sometimes it starts, sometimes it doesn't, sometimes it stops while running. 18 Pennies Cost More to Mint than They're Worth Lot Coin blank lobbyists, please bid accordingly. 20 Global Warming Measuring Devices Thermometers & Weather Station 21 Stephanie Funk for Rogers, AR (District 15) Lot Is the odoban half full, or half empty? 25 Arkansas Weather Belt Buckle In case of tornado, D.U.C.K. (downstairs, to the lowest level of your home or business) 26 BEARBOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! Children's Bow Introducing the BEAR CHILDRENS BOW, used but ahead of it's time back then when it was new. Will it be a hit in the future? May evolution favor the children of bearwomen. Invest in one here and now and give the gift of posterity to your children! Prot... 32 Leslie Rutledge's Evidence Detector battery is low, will need replaced 34 Nicole Clowney Effigy Nightmare Round-up is empty 35 Occam's Razor, Destroyer of Gordian Knots Legendary meat cleaver 36 David L. Barber's First Signed Ethics Violation The violation has been remedied, was signed with a crayon, and is unnotarized by Honorable Judge John R. Scott. This is an investment opportunity. 39 Have you seen Bob Tharp? If you bid on this, you will receive nothing. 40 Token Jewelry of Chad Puryear some pieces are sterling 44 Rebecca Burkes Sad Iron Lot Tylenol is mostly empty 49 Diogenes Lantern of Honest Men Use in broad daylight 52 "1984" Book w/ Bella Vista POA Sticker unsigned by Mayor Flynn 54 Jason Rapert's Sausage Stuffer w/ Pass the Pigs also included are precision screwdrivers and a pearl 58 Arkansas Prison Industrial Complex w/ Chain Remember, expanding our jails to house the poor isn't socialism= affordable housing is. 59 Colin Kaepernick's Childhood Stool All proceeds from this item will not be donated to The Dyslexia Foundation, but to District 12 disaster relief. 64 R.I.P. Cricket / Kristi Noem Lot Shovel has a small crack with fungi growing out of it, but is still very sturdy and useable. 67 Jane English the Hippopotamus Senator Toy The pearls clutched are fake, but it's a real half-dollar in her open mouth and an antique hardware book is thrown in as a bonus. 71 Republican Mind Flayer used once and cleaned 72 3 Pc. Foreign Policy Puzzle on Stand (unsolved) There are some cosmetic scuffs and scratches on stand, likely from futile overuse. |
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