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227 - BidMore's In The Mood For Dad Jokes
Previous Page Listing ID#: 1509840
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Coeur d'Alene, ID 83815 |
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Bidding Starts: Friday May 5 Bidding Ends: Wednesday May 10 |
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Online Auction VIEW ONLINE CATALOG |
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Bidmore2win Website: www.BidMore2Win.com GoToAuction.com ID#: 6432 View company information and listings |
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UNLESS YOU NEED SHIPPING, ALL ORDERS ARE TO BE PICKED UP Thursday 10-5 Friday 10-5 or Saturday 11-2.
Because we do not have storage space in our store, all orders that and are not picked up by 2PM the Saturday following the auction will have a $5 minimum storage handling fee added to their order. If you have over 5 items, it will be $1 an item. This fee will be added to your order before the charge is made. (This excludes orders that require shipping)
All orders are to be paid for by 2PM Saturday. We will charge your card at 2PM, including storage handling fees. If you card does not go through, your items may be lost to be reauctioned off or awarded to the next highest bidder. If you pay cash after 2PM Saturday, no buyer's fee discount is given.
If your items are not picked up 14 days from the close of the auction all items on the invoice will be either donated or relisted at our discretion. No addditional warning will be given. If the item is relisted, it will be done in your name. No refunds given on loss of resale or donation given. All consignor fees and terms are agreed to by you with the agreement of these terms.
Items must be paid and picked up by close of business on the Saturday following the close of the auction. If items are not picked up by COB on Saturday, your card on file will be charged.
If for any reason you cannot pick up your items by Saturday, please contact us to make arrangements. If arrangements are made, your credit card will be charged, and you may be charged storage fees, but you will not loose your items.
Shipping is availbable for most items. It is your responsibility to ensure the item is marked for shipping. If you bid on an item that is not marked for shipping, you are responsible for the cost of the item. You will have to arrange your own shipping, donate or relist the item. If we do end up shipping the item, a $20 surcharge in addition to all shipping charges will be added per item. Contact us prior to bidding for estimated shipping costs. Handling fees are added to all shipping on orders. Because of the extra packing needed, dish sets and items requiring extra packing will have additional fees added.
Boxed Items - $10 First Box $5 additional (Up to 24x24x24)
Mailing Tube - $5
Poly Mailer/Bubble Mailer - $3
There are items we do not mark "shipping available" due to possible leakage or extremely fragile. If there are items we do not mark "Shipping Available" and you insist we ship it, there will be a $20/non shippable item surcharge and will not be held responsible for those items.
We do not ship freight. If you purchase something where freight is needed, you will be responsible for arranging freight including preparation for freight.
Buyer premium of 10% for cash and 13% for credit will be applied to all invoices
Idaho sales tax of 6% will be applied to invoice for sales shipped within Idaho and all store pickups
All measurments are approximates. We try with the pictures and descriptions, but please come in or call if you would like additional details.
All sales are final.
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Ok, this is what happens when I get to write the description (this is Rod). I get to sneak in things that Kat wouldn't think of doing. It is another "dad joke" episode. Some you may have heard before, some may be new, some you just might not get right away. All in all, I hope you enjoy at least one and maybe I get an eye roll out of the rest.
What does a baby computer call his father? Data.
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music? Because he had a ton of sick beets.
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. "That's my stepladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
I don't get why Marvel doesn't use the Hulk to advertise more. He's basically one big Banner.
What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.
I just found out I'm colorblind. The news came out of the purple!
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
How do cows stay up to date? They read the Moo-spaper.
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
Where do pirates get their hooks? Second hand stores.
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn't cool.
I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for fresh prints.
The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line. Only a fraction of people will understand this
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged. 1 Consignments Welcome We are currently taking consignments. Looking for quality used or new items to put up for auction. Items should be clean working order with no cracks, chips, staining. Items that we take on a limited basis are small appliances, picture frames, can... 4 Shipping Information - Shipping@BidMore2Win.com Forward winning invoice to Shipping@BidMore2Win.com See image for cost and information regarding shipping 1048 Limited 50 Year Big Mac Coin McDonald's New Sealed Collector Coin 1299 (4) North American Hunting Club Big Game Coin COLLECTOR Series Token Medallion 1301 Pearl Harbor 60th Anniversary Coin & Stamp U.S. Scott #2544 Priority Mail Challenger 1009 Upright Piano 57x36x24 1020 Vtg 3 Tier Wood Letter Holder Mail Organizer Key Hooks Wall Mount MCM 22x6x2 1034 Vintage Hidden Wall Safe Outlet Receptacle NOS Never Used in Original Box 1059 Vtg Iron Fireplace Screen Brass Accents 41.5x29.5" 1186 VTG 1954 MOTORS FLAT RATE & PARTS MANUAL 26TH EDITION First Printing USED REFERENCE BOOK For all 1940-1954 Cars 1189 (2) Lead Glass Panels* Not attached to Frames/Doors Frame dimensions 10.75×32.75" Glass Dimensions 7 1/8×29.5" See ALL PHOTOS 1224 Miniature Salesman WHISPER RIDER X SPEED2000 Sample Miniature Metal Bicycle 1259 Large VTG Enamled White Pitcher * Has some rust 1261 VTG White Enamled Baby Bath Tub, Flower Planter 27.25×17.75×6.5" No ship! 1262 White Baby Basket Bassinet- Toy Basket,-Planter No shipping, no pad to be used as Bassinet 30.5×17×11.5" 1297 Enamel Pot And Cups For Decor * *pot will not hold water. Great for planting 1321 ANTIQUE HIGHLAND FOUNDRY CAST IRON FLOP HOME GRIDDLE #3 1878 PATENT BOSTON, MA 1366 Misc VTG Stuff:Large Leather Dish, Velvet Can Tobacco Can, Bell & More 1380 Antique Primitive Wood Clothes Drying Rack Has 14 arms that flip out (7 on either side) to drape clothes over to dry. Has been repaired in places 1381 Antique Wall Mount Telephone Crank Phone, Ringer w/ Oak Cabinet 1401 Vtg Tin Container Hinged Box Eagle & Horses made in Western Germany 1029 Vtg Indonesian Carved Wooden Wall Art ALLIGATOR LIZARD wall art 14x5.5 1160 Villa Framed Print 14.25x38.5 1164 1165 Long Pear Wall Art 20.5x16.5 1166 October Morn Print By Robert Wood 40.5x27.5 1170 Old Car Photo Framed 17x14 1171 1172 Rural Cityscape Framed Photo 29x23.5" 1191 *Morning Harbor Launch - Canvas Print No Ship Alan Blaustein 45×33" The frame needs some repair, one of the top corners has come loose 1196 Framed Nature Art Print By Ali Shahrouzi 34.5×30.5" No ship 1294 Queens's Gambit Bryce Canyon Utah Signed Numbered Thomas J Styczinski 38x31 1320 1322 1378 1383 Framed Antique Photo of Students at BELLARMYNE SCHOOL FOR BOYS 1934. SANJOSE CALIFORNIA, OCT. 23 38.5×8.75" NO SHIP 1384 Antique Photo of Woman in ORNATE Frame* Frame has little damage, see all pix 21.5×25.5" 1404 Native Woman & Baby Riding Horse Watercolor Print Signed Print Carol Grigg 5x7 in 12x14 Matted Frame 1426 Eugene Schmidt Framed Canvas Oil Painting Art 15 3/8×13 3/8" 1427 Eugene Schmidt Framed Canvas Oil Paint Art 15 3/8×13 3/8" 1008 Cravener Wood 2 Drawer Stand Night Stand No Ship 18.25×13×27.75" 1010 Genuine Eastern Hard Rock Maple 12 Drawer Dresser With Mirror 58x33x19 1012 Roll Top Desk 53.75x45x20 1013 White Oak Two Piece Hutch * This Hutch was painted as it set. Not individually. One might want to repaint separately before stacking. 58.5x78.75x18 1014 Dining Table With Four Chairs * * One chair is a bit wobbly and probably just needs joints reglued. No leaf 58x30.5x40 1136 Small Patio Table * *Glass not atttached. Just rests on top. 18x17x18 1147 Mesh Back Office Chair Raises, lowers, back reclines and locks in place 1148 (4) Plastic Adirondack Chairs Preowned * *One has chips top right side 1161 Folding Wood Tray Table Top 19.25x14.75 1178 5-Shelf Plastic Shelf 22x67.5x14.5 1179 Mesh Fireplace Screen 38x31x7 1197 EKORNES STRESSLESS Blue Leather SUNRISE Ottoman Footrest Teak Wood Base NORWAY 1199 Canadel Furniture Side Table Night Stand No Ship 22.5×15.75×23" 1200 1285 Small Black End Table 15.5x20x15.5 1286 Black Metal File Cabinet No Key 14.25x24.5x18 1400 Wooden Dovetail Trunk Chest on Casters* 26×16×15.5" *missing the handle on one side 1201 (11) Wylers Lemonade Packets, Pitcher & Filters (11) 2qt Wylers Light Lemonade Mix Packets Makes 22 qts total Coffee filters are almost full 1019 Solid Brass School Bus School Years Picture Frame 1st-12th Grade 7x15 1099 Wooden Hand Carved Long Neck Bird Egret Crane Heren Bird Figurine Sculpture 10" 1125 Special Dad Trinket Box Any Man Can Be A Father But It Takes Someone Special To Be A Dad 3.25x3.5x1.5 Things remembered 1145 Warren Kimble Coastal Breeze SOAP DISH (Nautical/Sailboat/Lighthouse) 1167 (2) Matching Copper Beaded Mirrors 24.5x30.5 1206 1250 (2) Small Longaberger Baskets Hanging Planters Larger one has the plastic insert Both have a leather strap 1255 (6) NIP Metal Lace Cup & Saucer Holder Display Stand Cream Colored Victorian 1269 Washing Cougars Rubber Floor Mat 31x19.5" 1334 (2) Longaberger 2 Handle Baskets 1 has fabric & plastic liner 1335 Longaberger Wrought Iron Utility Wall Shelf Rack 16" Basket Display 1368 9" Tall Stoneware Clay Pot Jug Crock* See Below Does show some ware, cracks, probably wouldn't hold water. Just for decor. 1413 Cow Decor Preowned I gave everything a good wipe down but these items could use a better cleaning. It looks like they were used as decor in a kitchen. 1478 Curtains (10) 4) 4' long, pocket for Rod 4) 3.5' long, holes for rod 2) about 7' long, holes for rod 1283 Marshall Field & Company Small Wind Up Clock * 2.75x3.25 8 day clock *9 & 6 o'clock markers have come off and are laying in the bottom. Lense needs removed so they can be reattached. Clock works. |
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